Mafriki
15.01.2002, 12:39
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while yourspouse/partner/significant other is taking his/hersweet time:1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them inpeople's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at5 minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to therest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in anofficial tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see whathappens.5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M'son lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpetedarea.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tellother shoppers you'll only invite them in if they
ing pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cryand ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'9. Look right into the security camera and use it as amirror while you pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department askthe clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudlyhumming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.12. In the auto department practice your Madonna lookusing different size funnels.13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people
owsethrough say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It'sthose voices again'.And last but not least,15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else <i></i>
ing pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cryand ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'9. Look right into the security camera and use it as amirror while you pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department askthe clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudlyhumming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.12. In the auto department practice your Madonna lookusing different size funnels.13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people
owsethrough say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It'sthose voices again'.And last but not least,15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else <i></i>