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anything spicy
09.07.2006, 17:19
Have you been to the stop abductions.com website? It made me laugh because I dont believe in aliens, but then I realised they were being serious. Visit it at http://www.stopabductions.com
Its realy weird but it tell you how to make hats that stop aliens transmitting alien thoughts into your head!

Mafriki
09.07.2006, 19:39
Mmm, nothing new.

Penn & Teller did a show for Bull***t on conspiracies with this included.

The whole idea is all very american :P

anything spicy
11.07.2006, 07:48
I heard about it on the radio

Mafriki
11.07.2006, 10:14
It's like a multi-million dollar industry selling crap to stop you getting abducted :lol:

Leopatra
11.07.2006, 10:22
lol that alien photo is gorgeous

anything spicy
13.07.2006, 20:41
Originally posted by Mafriki
It's like a multi-million dollar industry selling crap to stop you getting abducted :lol:

The guy who made it isn't trying to sell anything to anyone, he just trying to get people to wear alien thought screen hats because he thinks they work and he gunuinley thinks aliens exist.

The Sonic God
13.07.2006, 20:54
I can tell you from experience that the website in question is 100% real. Not only was I abducted, but I was forced to take part in abductions. The government since 1981 has been working on projects in New Mexico and Area 51 with aliens to try and figure out why some people in this world as so incredibly stupid, and why they're allowed to breed at all. This is why only the dumbest of people are abducted. So far, the government and the aliens can't exactly figure out what is going on, but from years of study, they found out that it was the tobacco companies, the alcoholic beverage companies, and the fattening-food industries that are causing more than half of the world to become lazy, fat, and stupid. So when you look out your window and see that bright flash of light for a split second, that's the aliens and the government, watching you.

Oh, and BTW, I know where you live. :p

anything spicy
13.07.2006, 21:18
Whos BTW?

Albus
13.07.2006, 21:21
It's short for "by the way", Spicy.

The Sonic God
14.07.2006, 05:47
Originally posted by Albus
It's short for "by the way", Spicy.

I do believe her question was intentional.

anything spicy
14.07.2006, 22:03
what do you mean?

The Sonic God
15.07.2006, 18:24
Nevermind... *plans to abduct anything_spicy*


















(kidding)

anything spicy
16.07.2006, 15:18
*uses mad telepathic powers to read The Sonic Gods thoughts*
Hmm, I see thoughts of...abduction!

Mafriki
17.07.2006, 10:29
Originally posted by anything spicy

Originally posted by Mafriki
It's like a multi-million dollar industry selling crap to stop you getting abducted :lol:

The guy who made it isn't trying to sell anything to anyone, he just trying to get people to wear alien thought screen hats because he thinks they work and he gunuinley thinks aliens exist.
Never said he was. I was being general.

Like a stereotype... right, you get it? Goodo.

The Sonic God
17.07.2006, 20:03
And who here believes in the use of aluminium and armadillo hats to stop aliens from reading peoples' minds?

Reepacheep
17.07.2006, 21:03
meeeeeeee!

*puts on her alu-dillo hat*

well, im safe, dunno about the rest of you :D

anything spicy
19.07.2006, 16:25
Ailiens wont want to abduct me...

*voice trails as ailiens walk in to the room with a net, which they chuck over head and drag it along with me inside it*

The Sonic God
21.07.2006, 06:38
*puts on shades*

You all didn't see anything.

*BRIGHT FLASH*

*takes off shades*

I'm not sure about how much of a General Discussion that this will be anymore, as I don't think that the website is really all that serious.

Kirauni
21.07.2006, 12:23
You are rrrrrrigh. I just moved this topic for you, Justin.

Oh and yes: I didn't see nothing :D

anything spicy
23.07.2006, 18:31
*pulls out MIB and MIB2 of pocket in large duffle coat*
Its time to watch some documentry style vidios
*starts to sing*
Here come the men in black......

The Sonic God
24.07.2006, 23:24
That was indeed a good song by Will Smith... I wonder why I don't have that...

anything spicy
25.07.2006, 09:57
If you buy a certain eddition of it the music vidoi is after the film. They might have iton ebay.